出外郎耶心聲

話說今天閒來無事，最近難的有一天下午能稍有空閒，每天一堆貨要驗，線上型體一直換，一款又比一款貴～可能最近真的被操到心情已經有點煩躁了....

當Ivo在對工廠業務樣品進度，我跟Imran聊的正起勁的時候，突然電腦的那頭傳來新郵件的聲音。轉頭一看原來是財務的傳了個Mail過來，看了一下標題後我突然笑了～

標題是：『你以為你老闆在想什麼？身為老闆你的員工又在想什麼？』

坐辦公室的果然都比較閒，有空搞這些有的沒有的...可是當然，我也不會告訴你我拼命的在FB上面抓老鼠～

這個標題對於我個人最近而言有著深深的體驗，當然這種體驗肯定是負面的大於正面的

接著看下去都是英文，文章是長這樣的，用心給他看下去～

butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.  He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please? The dog has money in its mouth as well."

The butcher looks inside and lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog.

So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

 The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop.

 It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy.

 "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me! "To which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key."

You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations but shall always fall short of the boss' expectations.

以下是大概翻譯的意思，翻譯不好不準笑！！

肉販往外看出店門口時感到非常的驚訝有隻狗在他店裡面，他把狗噓走了，但是後來這隻狗又回來了，他走近了這隻狗並留意到它嘴裡有個小紙條。

他帶了個小紙條並且上面寫到"可以請給我十二個臘腸跟一支羊腿嗎"錢就在這隻狗的嘴裡。這個肉販瞧了一下，還真的有十塊錢在這裡面。所以他把臘腸跟羊腿放進袋子裡，並把袋子放到狗的嘴巴裡面。肉販感到太感動了，差不多要打烊了，索性決定關了店並去跟著這隻狗。

他們沿著路走，當來到一個平交道前面的時候，這隻狗把袋子放下，跳起來且按下了按鈕，然後它耐心的等候著咬著嘴裡的袋子並等綠燈亮起。然後他穿越了馬路，肉販還是緊跟在後。

這隻狗來到了公車站牌，而且開始看起了時刻表。肉販這個時候看到小狗抬起左腿示意公車停下來並跳上車的動作感到敬畏，肉販跟著進入了公車上面。小狗給了公車司機看了他鍊條上的票，看到這個場景肉販已經快暈倒了，更何況是其他的乘客。接著小狗坐在靠近司機座位旁邊並看著窗外。一當快到站的時候，小狗站了起來並搖著尾巴來通知司機。然後還沒等到公車完全停靠後，他就跳往公車外面並往一間靠近站牌的房子裡跑過去。

他打開院子的大鐵門並衝向前門去，當它靠近木門以後，小狗突然改變心意的朝公園裡跑去。他走向窗戶而且用頭撞了好幾下，好了以後走了回來並在門外等候。這時肉販看到一個大漢開了門並開始怒罵這隻狗並且還踢它跟打它和罵髒話。肉販看了很吃驚，並跑向前去阻止這個大漢。

"你他媽的在做什麼？這隻狗是個天才阿。對我而言他已經可以上電視了!"那個大漢回答了："你說它是聰明的？這已經是這個禮拜這隻笨狗第二次忘了帶鑰匙了你知道嗎。"

這個故事告訴我們...不管你再怎麼拼命，老闆永遠不會滿足的。

西的！這是很多職場人共同心聲與悲哀，而我也非常不幸的就是其中一個！

看來這個世界上沒有所謂的公不公平，只有所謂的滿不滿足～至少對我個人而言是這樣的。

當然我也是會遇到很多不好應付的人事物，但是往往也只能抱著你會老我會長大的心態在背後插他小針之類的。

唉，摳憐阿！

希望大家共勉之，不要永遠只作個搖尾巴的小黃，

一起努力大便塗牆吧...央!!